Be positive :)

Woman: Oh no … he is leaving, he is leaving me….(crying)
Mind: Be positive, be positive
Woman: How can I be positive? He is packing bags
Mind: Don’t cry, smile. Mysterious smile. And don’t panic
Woman: He is packing bags (crying)
Mind: Smile
Woman: What if I hug him?
Mind: Idiot
Woman: What if I fall to my knees?
Mind: Idiot
Woman: What if i…..?
Mind: What?
Woman: Hit him with frying pan… a bit?
Mind: ???
Woman: Maybe I can try to feed him … yummy soup…. It will work for one-two months…. And then he will get used and will stay……
Mind: Frying pan its criminal. You can overrate your strength.
Woman: No, I will try my best with all my strength.
Mind: I mean. You are strong woman and can kill him accidentally and it’s a jail.
Woman: Then what can be done here? Tell me if you are so smart
Mind: Smile. Be positive, be positive
Woman: What positive I can find in this situation? I will be lonely! (crying)
Mind: Smile. First of all you are not lonely but you are free
Woman: Why do I need this freedom?
Mind: Smile. Freedom its an amazing. You will have time for yourself
Woman: Why? (sniffs)
Mind: Because! You will learn Brazilian - you always was dreaming to watch serials without translation. Will learn how to play drums – with your strength!!!!
Woman: Yeah… I never had time for this
Mind: You will be using finance in your way without buying all those stupid fishing rods and car stuff
Woman: I will buy expensive fur coat and those shoes…with strips ( wipes tears)
Mind: You will go for dinner with that guy from office – he was looking at you
Woman: (Smiles) Yeah, he asked me to go out. I will wear new fur coat, shoes with strips (smiles in mysterious way)
Mind: No cooking, no laundering
Woman: Only beauty parlours!!! (smiles happy). Will go for a trip (dreams)
Mind: See! And you couldn’t see positive sides in this situation.
Woman: I will begin a new life!!! (smiling widely). Oops!
Mind: What?
Woman: He is falling to his knees with his bag, kissing knees
Mind: Whose knees?
Woman: Not bag’s knees for sure. Saying he will not find woman as me. Asking for forgiveness. Wants to stay!
Mind: Oops
Woman: And what about free woman? (crying). What about drums classes? Fur coat, shoes?? (wailing). Guy from office?? (crying)
Mind: Be positive, be positive……. (c)